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Welcome to Loserville

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(Part I of the 'Loserville' Heptilogy)

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Out here you know it's okay
If your girl's in your mother's
Bestial porno-mag
It's manners in this country
If your sis likes the way
Your daughters' titties sag
You can say what you want
But you'd see that it's simple America
Heroin's free, coke is cheap
It’s the new Colombian Perestroika
Pass the bottle
Blasted Kids sing the Party song

I've heard the bitches and complaints
It's a white picket fuckfest coca ball
Your brother and your sister have a kid
It’s okay cos she's your wife's party doll
It’s not a matter of wrong or right
It's how we live today
If you can't breathe the afterlife
Then it's stupid anyway
Pass the bottle
Blasted kids on a no assist

But the gamers and the D&D'ers
All converge on a Macintosh screen
It’s time to rumble, time to tumble
For the Loserville Dream

I know a place where we can go
Where no one knows shame
I know a place where the pot is gold
And the chicks are game
Fuck your boss, kill your dog
Welcome to Loserville

We'll play our favorite redneck station
And salute our land
Me and mom and girly girl
The dominatrix Stan
Fuck your God, kill the dog
Welcome to Loserville

The way happiness isn't so sweet
Just head out our way
It awaits here for you
The truth is the Borg are ready to meet
And all of this Kirk and Spock is for you

I used to get a ticket to the movies
For the price of a bag of dope
But since last year when I saw Rocky Horror
It was as much as a ball of coke

It's odd and nicely put
Out here in Loserville
You can't say we ain't got much
Eat another strychnine pill

Out here you know it's so gay
When you talk about a computer lag
Call in the Rubik's cube guard
Shelter the system with nude photographs
Make Wesson on the cuisine art
Lessen the burden on our fav'rite aristocrats
Skewer vegetarians and call it art
Then kill the hunters
For making their own vegetables
Beat up anarchists when you have to fart
There's a gas crisis for stupid environmentalists

Oh ...God
But if you could see us all right now
You'd wonder about it all
How life is shit
But that is just the way it is
Welcome to Loserville

“Hear him ye deaf; His praise”
“Ye dumb; Hath he not sent me to”
“The men that sit on the wall”
“That they may eat their own dung”
“Drink their own piss with you”
“Your loosened tongues employ”
“Thou shalt eat it as barley cakes "
"Sweet barley cakes”
“Baked with the dung that cometh out of man"
"In their sight”
“Ye blind behold your Savior come”
“Behold, I will corrupt your seed”
“And spread dung upon your faces”
“And leap ye lame for joy”

So if you want to hang or need a place to chill
Come out and visit me in Loserville

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from ÆRCHIVE, released November 18, 2021

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